I'm drive I can fine osifer
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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