I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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