dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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