Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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