Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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