I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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