scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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