Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My dick has a subreddit
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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