I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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