i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Blood and glitter go together right?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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