I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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