mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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