she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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