We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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