no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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