Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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