Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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