i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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