it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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