i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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