Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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