Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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