And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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