i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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