And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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