she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We had to coat check the pizza.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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