ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
In other news, I just burned my penis
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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