That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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