im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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