writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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