will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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