I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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