have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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