I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I am naked and annoyed.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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