we have pet lesbian snakes
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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