you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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