FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I smell like Dick and happiness
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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