my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
it was like eating out sand paper
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize