It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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