my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Randomize
