So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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