i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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