As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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