It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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