You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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