You can't special order awesome
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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