I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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