Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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