I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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