She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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