Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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