yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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