You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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