Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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