R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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