Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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