it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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