Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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