Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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